Monday, February 20, 2012

Does CONAN kill women?

Does CONAN kill women then?
Not "ordinarily" it would seem.
CONAN needs to get fresh clothes for Yasmina from a villager who is approaching. Yasmina asks if he will kill her to take them.
"I don't kill women ordinarily," he grunted; "though some of these hill women are she-wolves"
From, "The People of the Black Circle"
Page 317 "The Complete Chronicles of CONAN"

Muscles will help love over come class prejudice

After kidnapping Yasmina, the princess of a great kingdom, she clearly starts to fall for CONAN "gruff charms," despite the prejudice inherent to her position. While sharing a horse with CONAN it was said,
She was conscious of a recognition of shame that she could not find unpleasant the feel of his muscular flesh under her fingers.
From, "The People of the Black Circle"
Page 316 "The Complete Chronicles of CONAN"

Moral of the story...
If you want some "posh" get buff!

Introducing... Octavia

Octavia is to be used as a "Honey trap" to lure CONAN alone to a remote island where he can easily be killed withough his men around him. She is brough before Jehungir Agha and his counsellor Ghaznavi.
...he returned, leading by the wrist a tall handsome girl, whose yellow hair, clear eyes and fair skin identified her as a pure-blood member of her race. Her scanty silk tunic, girdled at the waist, displayed the marvelous contours of her magnificent figure. Her fine eyes flashed with resentment and her red lips were sulky, but submission had been taught her during her captivity.
From "The Devil in Iron"
Page 265-6. The Complete Chronicles of CONAN.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Savage/mad CONAN to the rescue

The beautiful Olivia has just been cornered by the evil Shah Amurath from who's vile clutches she has recently escaped. She think all is lost, when a stranger appears.
Olivia, staring up from the ground, saw what she took to be either a savage or a madman advancing on Shah Amurath in a manner of deadly menace. He was powerfully built, naked but for a girdled loin-cloth, which was stained with blood and crusted with dried mire. His black mane was matted with mud and clotted blood; there were streaks of dried blood on his chest and limbs, dried blood on the long straight sword he gripped in his right hand. From under the tangle oh his locks, bloodshot eyes glared like coals of blue fire.
From "Shadows in the Moonlight"
Page 210. "The Complete Chronicles of CONAN"

Meet CONAN in chains

CONAN is captured by the Captain of the Guards. They try and arrest him he is so drunk that he runs into a wall and knocks himself out. CONAN is then first described to us when Murilo comes to him with a proposition.
Even in the dim light of the dungeon, the primitive power of the man was evident. His mighty body and thick-muscled limbs combined the strength of a grizzly with the quickness of a panther. Under his tangled black mane his blue eyes blazed with unquenchable savagery
From "Rogues in the House"
Page 189. The Complete Chronicles of CONAN.

Meet CONAN as he joins a pirate ship

This is how CONAN is introduced after he swims up to and climbs on board the pirate ship Wastrel. Sancha the captain's woman is on deck,
She sat up, her gaze fixed on a rail, over which, to her amazement, a dripping figure clambered. Her dark eyes opened wide, her red lips parted in an O of surprise. The intruder was a stranger to her. Water ran in rivulets from his great shoulders and down his heavy arms. His single garment- a pair of bright crimson silk breeks- was soaking wet, as was his gold-buckled girdle and the sheathed sword it supported. As he stood at the rail, the rising sun etched him like a great bronze statue. He ran his fingers through his streaming black mane, and his blue eye lit as they rested on the girl.
From "The Pool of the Black One"
Page 163-4. The Complete Chronicles of CONAN.
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Charity begins in Cimmeria

After helping themselves to a meal they find laid out in the ancient city of Xuthal, CONAN and Natala meet some of the residents and explains that they mean no harm to anyone and will soon be on their way, but CONAN assumes that they will want paying for the food,
In my county, no starving man is denied food, but you civilised people must have you recompense- if you are like all I have ever met. We have done no harm and are just leaving.
From, "The Slithering Shadow"
Page 142 "The Complete Chronicles of CONAN"

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CONAN in the desert

We meet CONAN on the verge of death in a barren desert,
CONAN the Cimmerian stared out over the aching desolation and involuntarily drew the back of his powerful hand over his blackened lips. He stood like a bronzed image in the sand, apparently impervious to the murderous sun, though his only garment was a silk loin-cloth, girdled by a wide gold-buckled belt from which hung a sabre and a broad bladed poniard. On his clean-cut limbs were evidence of scarcely healed wounds.

From, "The Slithering Shadow"
Page 134 "The Complete Chronicles of CONAN"

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Meet the soon to be, General CONAN.

Princess Yasmela goes in to the street to find the man whom the god Mitra says will help her. As she waits CONAN comes down the street,
The approaching figure went not furtively, like a thief, or timidly, like a fearful traveller. He strode down the nighted street as one who had no need or desire to walk softly. An unconscious swagger was in his stride, and his footfalls resounded on the pave. As he passed near a cresset she saw him plainly- a tall man in the chain-mail hauberk of a mercenary.
From "Black Colossus"
Page 112. The Complete Chronicles of CONAN.


Yasmela watches CONAN closely as the return to her palace,
From the corner of her eye she watched him as they went down the street together. His mail could not conceal his hard lines of tigerish strength. Everything about him was tigerish, elemental, untamed. He was  alien as the jungle to her in his difference from the debonair courtiers to whom she was accustomed.
From "Black Colossus"
Page 113. The Complete Chronicles of CONAN.

I mean come on...
"His mail could not conceal his hard lines of tigerish strength."
His muscles were visible through his armour?? :-)
What a guy!

CONAN in black plate mail.

King CONAN stands as the lone survivor of an ambush that saw his host of 5,000 men slaughtered by 30,000. As the victors move in to capture King CONAN, we see a,
...grim iron-clad figure looming among the dead. Before the savage blue eyes blazing murderously from beneath the crested, dented helmet, the boldest shrank. CONAN's dark scarred face was darker yet with passion; his black armour was hacked to tatters and splashed blood; his great sword red to the cross piece.
From "The Scarlet Citadel"
Page 46. "The Complete Chronicles of CONAN"

CONAN just goes along with his lover

While travelling with Belit one her pirate ship, CONAN for once doesn't kill the captain and take over command. CONAN and Belit fall in love, and travel as overs and kindred spirits, with CONAN pretty much doing as he is told,
CONAN agreed. He generally agreed to her plans. Hers was the mind that directed their raids, his was the arm that carried out her ideas. It mattered little to him where they sailed or whom they fought, so long as they sailed and fought. He found life good
From "Queen of the Black Coast"
Page 245. The Complete Chronicles of CONAN.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Introducing... Olivia

We first meet Olivia as she flees her tormentor, Shah Amurath. Her initial introduction is quite brief,
From the dying steed there staggered up its rider, a slender girl in sandals and a girdled tunic. Her dark hair fell over her white shoulders, her eyes were those of a trapped animal.
From "Shadows in the Moonlight"
Page 209. "The Complete Chronicles of CONAN"

We do get a further description a few pages later when CONAN eyes her up,
...he began to gaze at his fair companion with more interest than previously, noting the lustrous clusters of her dark hair, the peach-bloom tints of her dainty skin, and the rounded contours of her lithe figure which the scanty silk tunic displayed to full advantage.
From "Shadows in the Moonlight"
Page 215. "The Complete Chronicles of CONAN"

Friday, February 10, 2012

CONAN is against prohibition.

CONAN meets Princess Yasmela because he is roaming the streets after he has left the last wine-shop open.
Ishtar's curse on these on these white-livered reformers who close the grog-house! "Let men sleep rather than guzzle," they say - aye, so they can work and fight better for their masters! Soft-gutted eunuchs, I call them. When I served with the mercenaries of Corinthia we swilled and wenched all night and fought all day- 
 From "Black Colossus"
Page 112. The Complete Chronicles of CONAN.

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CONAN, meet the youthful thief

We meet a young CONAN in a tavern, where he is trying to find out more about the Tower of the Elephant
He saw a tall, strongly made youth standing beside him. This person was as much out of place in that den as a gray wolf among the mangy rats of the gutters. His cheap tunic could not conceal the hard, rangy lines of his powerful frame, the broad heavy shoulders, the massive chest, lean waist and heavy arms. His skin was brown from outland suns, his eyes blue and smoldering; a shock of tousled black hair crowned his broad forehead. From his girdle hung a sword in a worn leather scabbard.
 From "The Tower of the Elephant"
Page 80. "The Complete Chronicles of CONAN"

Splendour is no match for vitality

CONAN is taken prisoner through a combination of ambush, deception and sorcery. He is brought before his gloating, enemies, Tsotha the evil sorcerer, and the silk wearing, divan lounging Kings, Strabonus and Amalrus. They try and impress him with their wealth and opulence, but it is to no avail.
In strong contrast stood CONAN, grim, blood-stained, naked but for a loin-cloth, shackles on his mighty limbs, his blue eyes blazing beneath the tangled black mane that fell over his low broad forehead. He dominated the scene, turning to tinsel the pomp of the conquerors by the sheer vitality of his elemental personality, and the kings in their pride and splendour were aware of it each in his secret heart.
From "The Scarlet Citadel"
Page 49. "The Complete Chronicles of CONAN"

Villains, with naked slave-boys...

CONAN is taken prisoner through a combination of ambush, deception and sorcery. He is brought before his gloating, enemies, Tsotha the evil sorcerer, and the  silk wearing, divan lounging Kings, Strabonus and Amalrus.
In front of him stood Tsotha, and on divans lounged Strabonus and Amalrus in their silks and golds, gleaming with jewels, naked slave-boys beside them pouring wine into cups carved of a single sapphire.
From "The Scarlet Citadel"
Page 49. "The Complete Chronicles of CONAN"

So far in,(About 500 pages) this reference to "naked slave-boys" is the only reference to imply homosexual activity that I've picked up on. There was some lesbian S. and M, but references to homosexuality, other than the subtle one here seem pretty much non-existent so far*.

I think this an instance that brings home how long ago the stories were written, when you read an implication of homosexuality being used to emphasise negative traits in the villains.
 

*Obviously I'm not counting the unavoidable homoerotic aspects of a series of books based entirely on the adventures of a largely shirtless, sun tanned guy that works out a lot! :-)

The First Description of CONAN

King CONAN sits in a richly decorated room.
Behind an ivory, gold-inlaid writing-table sat a man whose broad shoulders and sun-browned skin seemed out of place among those luxuriant surroundings. He seemed more a part of the sun and winds and high places of the outlands. His slightest movement spoke of steel-spring muscles knit to a keen brain with the co-ordination born of a fighting-man.
From "The Phoenix on the Sword"
Page 25-6 "The complete Chronicles of CONAN"

There was a wolfishness about this warrior...

Princess Yasmela takes CONAN back to ther palace to try and enlist his help. It is said of him that,
There was a wolfishness about this warrior that marked the barbarian. The eyes of no civilized man, however wild or criminal, ever blazed with such fire.
From "Black Colossus"
Page 112. The Complete Chronicles of CONAN.

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Wednesday, February 8, 2012

CONAN grabs a man's arm, and snaps it with his fingers

CONAN is recued from crucifiction by Olgerd, the leader of a huge band of desert bandits. He decides to take over as leader, but Olgerd is not happy.
"Not if you die!" muttered Olgerd, and his hand flickered towards his hilt. But quick as the stroke of a great cat, CONAN's arm shot across the table and his fingers locked on Olgerd's forearm. There was a snap of breaking bones, and for an instant the scene held: the men facing each other motionless as images, perspiration starting out on Olgerd's forehead. CONAN laughed, never easing his grip on the broken arm.
From, "A witch Shall Be Born"
Page 380 "The Complete Chronicles of CONAN"

CONAN enjoys his varied career.

After kidnapping, then losing, then rescuing Devi Yasmina from evil wizards, she falls in love with CONAN and asks him to stay with her. He refuses saying,
I was born in the Cimmerian hills where the people are all barbarians. I have been a mercenary soldier, a corsair, a kozak and a hundred other things. What king has roamed the countries, fought the battles, loved the women and won the plunder that I have?
From, "The People of the Black Circle"
Page 350-1 "The Complete Chronicles of CONAN"

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Introducing... Belit

When Belit the Pirate Captain is described as, "The wildest she-devil unhanged." (Page 240) by the captain of the ship CONAN is travelling on, you already know you're in for trouble. We meet her when she jumps in front of her crew to save CONAN from their spears and offer him a chance to join them.
She turned toward CONAN, her bosom heaving, her eyes flashing. Fierce fingers of wonder caught at his heart. She was slender, yet formed like a goddess: at once lithe and voluptuous. Her only garment was a broad silken girdle. Her white ivory limbs and the ivory globes of her breasts drove a beat of fierce passion through the Cimmerian's pulse, even in the panting fury of battle. Her rich black hair was as a Stygian night, fell in rippling burnished clusters down her supple back. Her dark eyes burned on the Cimmerian.
She was untamed as a desert wind, supple and dangerous as a she panther. She came close to him, heedless of his great blade, dripping with blood of her warriors. her red lips parted as she stared up into his sombre eyes.
From "Queen of the Black Coast"
Page 242. The Complete Chronicles of CONAN.

" She came close to him, heedless of his great blade," Calling Dr. Freud, please come to quote 48 at once...


You also know that as soon as anyone except CONAN is likened to a panther or wolf, they are going to be something special.

I'll live while I'm alive and sleep...

CONAN discusses the afterlife with Belit, the pirate queen and his lover. he says of the afterlife,
"I seek not beyond death. It may be the blackness averred by the Nemedian skeptics, or CROM's realm of ice and cloud, or the snowy plains and vaulted halls of the Nordheimer's Valhalla. I know not, nor do I care. Let me live deep while I live; let me know the rich juices of red meat and stinging wine on my palate, the hot embrace of white arms, the mad exultation of battle when the blue blades flame and crimson, and I am content"
From "Queen of the Black Coast"
Page 246. The Complete Chronicles of CONAN.

CONAN on the afterlife as offered by CROM, and religion in general

CONAN discusses religion and the afterlife with Belit, the pirate queen who is his lover, she asks him, "But what of the worlds beyond the river of death?"
"There is no hope here or hereafter in the cult of my people," answered CONAN. "In this world men struggle and suffer vainly, finding pleasure only in the bright madness of battle; dying, their souls enter a gray misty realm of clouds and icy winds, to wander cheerlessly throughout eternity"
Belit shuddered. "Life, bad as it is, is better than such a destiny. What do you believe, CONAN."
He shrugged his shoulders. "I have known many gods. He who denies them is as blind as he who trusts them too deeply."
From "Queen of the Black Coast"
Page 246. The Complete Chronicles of CONAN.

Again...

CROM, not offering much, but at least not asking much in return

Civilised men can't take a crucifying

After defeating and capturing Constantius, the man who earlier crucified him, CONAN returns the favour, confident that he will not survive the ordeal as he did.
"You are more fit to inflict torture than to endure it," said CONAN tranquilly. "I hung there on a cross as you are hanging, and I lived, thanks to circumstances and stamina peculiar to barbarians. But you civilized men are soft; your lives are not nailed to your spines as are ours. Your fortitude consists mainly of inflicting torment, not enduring it. You will be dead before sundown."
From, "A witch Shall Be Born"
Page 391 "The Complete Chronicles of CONAN"

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CONAN, the cunning linguist.

While it is obvious that CONAN has mastered quite a few languages on his travels I was quite surprised to stumble on a quote that points out that he can also read quite a few.
In his roaming about the world the giant adventurer had picked up a wide smattering of knowledge, particularly the speaking and reading of many alien tongues. Many a sheltered scholar would have been astonished at the Cimmerian's linguistic abilities, for he had experienced many adventures where knowledge of a strange language had meant the difference between live and death.
From, "Jewels of Gwahlur"
Page 402 "The Complete Chronicles of CONAN"

Monday, February 6, 2012

CONAN does not condone human sacrifice,

CONAN expresses dismay at the readiness of the people of Xuthal to sacrifice themselves to Thog, the ancient creature that is their god.
-by CROM, I'd like to see a priest try to take a Cimmerian to the alter. There'd be blood spilt, but not as the priest intended.
From, "The Slithering Shadow"
Page 136 "The Complete Chronicles of CONAN"

CONAN, so what was he like?

SO what was CONAN like then?
He was quick to laugh, quick and terrible in his wrath. He was a valiant trencherman, and strong drink was a passion and a weakness with him. Naive as a child in many ways, unfamiliar with the sophistry of civilization, he was naturally intelligent, jealous of his rights, and dangerous as a hungry tiger.
From "Queen of the Black Coast"
Page 239. The Complete Chronicles of CONAN.

Civilisation, laws and all... he just doesn't get it.

CONAN gets aboard a ship and "insists" that it immediately departs, so he can escape his pursuers. After they set sail, the captain asks him why he is being chased.
"By CROM though, I've spent considerable time among you civilised peoples, your ways are still beyond my comprehension. Well last night in a tavern, a captain in the kings guard offered violence to the sweetheart of a young soldier, who naturally ran him through. But it seems there is some cursed law against killing guardsmen, and the boy and his girl fled away. It was bruited about that I was seen with them, and so today I was haled into court, and a judge asked me where the lad had gone. I replied that since he was a friend of mine, I could not betray him. Then the court waxed wrath, and the judge talked about my duty to the state, and society, and other things I did not understand, and bade me tell where my friend had flown. By this time I was becoming wrathful myself, for I had explained my position.
But I choked my ire and held my peace, and the judge squalled that I had shown contempt for court, and that I should be hurled into a dungeon to rot until I betrayed my friend. So then seeing they were all mad, I drew my sword and cleft the judge's skull; then cut my my way out of court..."
From "Queen of the Black Coast"
Page 237-8. The Complete Chronicles of CONAN.

 "By this time I was becoming wrathful myself, for I had explained my position."
:-)
look out for tell tale signs like this and minimise courtroom homicide!

CONAN fears nothing of this world

CONAN fears nothing of this world. Despite his skill and intellect the supernatural is a source of fear for our hero.
Foes of flesh and blood he did not fear, however great the odds, but any hint of the supernatural roused all the dim monstrous instincts of fear that are the heritage of the barbarian.
From "Shadows in the Moonlight"
Page 223. The Complete Chronicles of CONAN.

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Friday, February 3, 2012

CONAN kills a vulture with his teeth

Despite having been nailed to a piece of wood, CONAN is no push over. He has been left unguarded so the vultures will come and pick him apart while he still lives, but CONAN is having none of it. He can see a vulture aproaching, and gives it a surprise.
CONAN drew his head back as far as he could, waiting with terrible patience. The vulture swept in with a swift roar of wings. It's beak flashed down, ripping the skin CONAN's chin as he jerked his head aside; then before the bird could flash away, CONAN's head lunged forward on his mighty neck muscles, and his teeth, snapping like those of a wolf, locked on the bare, wattled neck.
Instantly the vulture exploded into squawking flapping hysteria. Its thrashing wings blinded the man, and its talons ripped his chest. But grimly he hung on, the muscles starting out in lumps on his jaws. And the scavengers neck-bones crunched between those powerful teeth. With a spasmodic flutter the bird hung limp. CONAN let go, spat blood from his mouth.
From "A Witch Shall Be Born"
Page 365. The Complete Chronicles of CONAN.

CONAN is crucified

After being captured by a hundred of the evil Constantius's men he is taken to the roadside outside the city and crucified.
By the side of the caravan road a heavy cross had been planted, and on this grim tree a man hung, nailed there by iron spikes through his hands and feet. Naked but for a loin-cloth, the man was almost a giant in stature, and his muscles stood out in thick corded ridges on limbs and body, which the sun had long ago turned brown. The perspiration of agony beaded his face and his mighty breast, but from under the tangled mane that fell over his low, broad forehead, his blue eyes blazed with an unquenched fire. Blood oozed sluggishly from the lacerations in his hands and feet.
From "A Witch Shall Be Born"
Page 365. The Complete Chronicles of CONAN.

CONAN is defeated and captured alive

CONAN is defeated and captured alive, but it take a hundred men to do it!
I never saw a man fight as CONAN fought. He put his back to the courtyard wall, and before they overpowered him dead men were strewn in heaps thigh-deep about him. But at last they dragged him down, a hundred against one.
From "A Witch Shall Be Born"
Page 364-5. The Complete Chronicles of CONAN.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Practice is no match for Primitive Fury

CONAN locks swords with Captain Zaporavo so he can kill him and take over the pirate ship Wastrel. Zaporova is an experienced and skilled fighter, but is no match for CONAN.
The intricacies of the sword were useless against his primative fury as a human boxer's skill against the onslaughts of a panther
From "The Pool of the Black One"
Page 171. The Complete Chronicles of CONAN.

Introducing... Devi Yasmina

Yasmina is introduced to us as she tends to her ailing brother. The first description of her however comes a little later when she goes to see the governor of Peshkharim, Chunder Saun.
It was a woman who had entered unannounced, a woman whose gossamer robes did not conceal the rich garments beneath them any more than they concealed the suppleness and beauty of her tall, slender figure. A filmy veil fell below her breasts, supported by a flowing head-dress bound about a triple gold braid and adorned with a golden crescent. Her dark eyes regarded the astonished governor over the veil, and then with an imperious gesture of her white hand, she uncovered her face.
From, "The People of the Black Circle"
Page 293 "The Complete Chronicles of CONAN"

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Introducing... Thalis

CONAN and his companion Natala are lost in the ancient city of Xuthal. During their wanderings they stumble upon Thalis,
She was tall, lithe, shaped like a goddess; clad in a narrow girdle crusted with jewels. A burnished mass of night-black hair set of the whiteness of her ivory body. Her dark eyes, shaded by long dusky lashes, were deep with sensuous mystery.
From, "The Slithering Shadow"
Page 136 "The Complete Chronicles of CONAN"

Thalis wants to keep CONAN for herself, and tries to despatch Natala. It doesn't end well for her.

CONAN, not a wild man, but of the wild

CONAN sits next to the fire at night guarding princess Yasmela,
He was not merely a wild man; he was part of the wild, one with the untameable elements of live; in his blood ran the blood of the wolf-packs; his heart throbbed with the fire of blazing forests.
From "Black Colossus"
Page 121. The Complete Chronicles of CONAN.

Introducing... Princess Yasmela

Princess Yasmela has become the target of the amorous advances the recently reincarnated sorcerer, Thugra Khotan, who is about to attack her kingdom in the guise of Natohk, The veiled one. We first meet Yasmela in her bed chamber where she receives a supernatural visit from Thugra,
But princess Yasmela lolled not on that silken bed. She lay naked on her supple belly upon the bare marble like the most abased suppliant, her dark hair streaming over her white shoulders, her slender fingers intertwined. She lay and writhed in pure horror that froze her blood in her lithe limbs and dilated her beautiful eyes, that pricked the roots of her dark hair and made goose-flesh rise along her supple spine.
From "Black Colossus"
Page 107. The Complete Chronicles of CONAN.